thedailymeme:

Perhaps obvious to some, this bit of relationship advice occurred to me recently.

pizzaforpresident:

WATCH THIS FUCKING VIDEO AND TELL ME THIS DOESN’T LOOK LIKE THE MOST FUN EVER 

IT’S A ZOMBIE 5K OBSTACLE COURSE

ZOMBIES

CHASING YOU

sucha-fuckingmess:

n-o-tcute:

bwandonxvcastillo:

hooplaaaaah:

the-vegan-muser:

josh-fallstar:

Am I the only one that knows the stereotypical heart shape was meant to be two hearts fused together? 

OH MY GOD THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

cuz the weird fake heart shape is about love, it’s about TWO HEARTS COMING TOGETHER

guys.

whoa. talk about mindfucked.

Learn something new everyday.

lol someone told me a heart was meant to be a girls ass when she bent over?? 

If yo girls ass looks like a heart when she’s bent over you are doing something wrong.

themenstrualantichrist:

lemonosity:

soundoftheend:

youcantkillheroes:

delirious-8iznasty:

reaperbarbie:

victoriaduchess:

ambieheartsturtlep0rn:

oozingwithpotential:

This is apparently coming out in 3 days.

In 3 days, I’m going to start to be a total jogging addict, I think

i’ll finally lose weight

omg yes

OH MY GOD PLEASE BE ON ANDROID PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

Finally some motivation.

I love this app.

Must. Get. This. App.

i have  a MIGHTY NEEED

hot body here I come

snake-lovers:

Oun Sambath and his pet python.

A few months after Oun Sambath was born, his family found a baby python under his mattress. They carefully took it outside, but during the night it returned to be with the baby boy. The boy’s father prayed, and decided that the snake belonged to the boy and would bring them happiness.

The boy and the snake have been together ever since. They have played together, have slept together, and even have talked together.

“What do you say to the snake?” People have asked the boy.

“That is a secret,” the boy has replied.

artsexsurvival:

A rare early 18th century Memento Mori band gold known as a skeletal, as the whole length of the skeleton is employed on the outside of the hoop, with other emblems. The earliest known example is dated 1659. This ring is enamelled in black with a full skeleton, twin hearts for love and an hourglass, symbolic of the passage of time and the brevity of life.

inebriatedpony:

misbehavingmaiar:

tweed-eyes:

1300-1400 clothing of Lower Empire

Jeepers these are gorgeous! *__*  That one with the giant serpents(/hounds?) on it! *swoon*

And the dark blue and white one! Be still my heart! 

Had I the funds I’d so buy one of these outfits and just wear it at school. Because fuck everything I’d look AWESOME.

serenity-fails:

sometimes you’re like “I’m gonna draw some porn” and then you black out and suddenly you’re drawing really pretentious full-color illustrations in the middle of your porn comic

or maybe that’s just me

makorrashenanigans:

lanie-bo:

You guys, THEY’RE PAINTING WITH THE COLORS OF THE WIND.

CLOSEST THING TO RL BENDING.

khymeira:

Quiet Sunday writing letters to people I miss, and trying to figure things out; like why my necklace is glowing. 

ponticat:

cuddlepunch:

memewhore:

sassysharpshooter:

myantiquehabibi:

hereforpizza:

emmugh:

The Secret Door could take you anywhere in the world. Only unlike completely randomised websites that drop you in the middle of the Australian outback, it’s likely to take you somewhere really, really cool.

it took me to the horizon of a city. and then i looked around and i realized…

it was a miniature city

people were standing around it and all this time i was thinking it was a real city

i got scared there for a moment

it dropped me IN THE OCEAN in front of a manta ray

I am in some turkish baths

Muscular dudes and ladies are looking at me

I was inside the Hiroshima Peace Memorial.  Walked outside and saw the dome and knew where I was.

I was taken to a candy shop called “Mr. Chills” in Evesham, Worcestershire.

IT TOOK ME TO A BEACH FULL OF NOTHING BUT PENGUINS

radiozombiex:

everyone is beautiful