slydig:

why be rude when you can be nude 

kallielefdrawward:

ssandorclegane:

ohhhhh my gooooddd

i love them all so much.

  • Me: *watching 'beauty and the beast'*
  • Tv: "NOOOO OOOOONE'S SLICK AS GASTON -"
  • My 20-year-old bro: *opens my door quickly* "NO ONE'S QUICK AS GASTON - NO ONE'S NECK'S AS INCREDIBLY THICK AS GASTON'S - FOR THERE'S NO MAN IN TOWN HALF AS MANLY - PERFECT A PURE PARAGON!" *closes the door*
  • Your family wins.
tagged → #perfect

westerbroski:

triggerlocke:

submissivefeminist:

I love this commercial for really obvious reasons.

WHY HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT OF DOING THIS?!

shhh

just watch

electricalice:

mrsbeefheart:

I fukin love 14th century art art because everyone looks so shady and suspicious of ppl around them its AMAZING

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or just like they know something u dont and oh my gdfuck i cant

I believe the highest point is reached in Simone Martini’s Annunciation

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and the look of absolute hatred Mary and Gabriel exchange. 

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kodora:

kyoudaiishimaru:

i did the thing

CORPORAL RAVIOLI

A Game of Oh Shits

herpriorities:

Zorro kills a thief in a lecture hall at the University of Michigan.

I AM DYING THIS IS SO GREAT.

tagged → #omfg #pls #video #perfect

mynameismad:

eridick-amporna:

iwishihadafather:

ajajajaj5:

Why are people talking about Super Smash Bros this won e3 for me

WHAT THE FUCK

I NEED THIS GAME YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

oh my god i’m gonna throw a fit

tagged → #omfg #video #game #perfect
connors-nipple:

lady-tyrell:

enjolux:

theplaceinsidetheblizzard:

elgin-marbles:

coleytangerina:

Some graffiti found in Pompeii’s ruins: 
Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates.
I screwed the barmaid.
Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here.
I screwed a lot of girls here.
Sollemnes, you screw well!
Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.
Nice to see nothing has changed.


There is a website with all of the graffiti

I love this.




I am laughing so hard


someone basically wrote “secundus is gay” on the wall humankind has not changed at all

I fucking love my major jesus christ i love pompeii and roman graffiti and just the romans in general god bless em

connors-nipple:

lady-tyrell:

enjolux:

theplaceinsidetheblizzard:

elgin-marbles:

coleytangerina:

Some graffiti found in Pompeii’s ruins: 

  • Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
  • Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates.
  • I screwed the barmaid.
  • Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here.
  • I screwed a lot of girls here.
  • Sollemnes, you screw well!
  • Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.

Nice to see nothing has changed.

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There is a website with all of the graffiti

I love this.

I am laughing so hard

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someone basically wrote “secundus is gay” on the wall humankind has not changed at all

I fucking love my major jesus christ i love pompeii and roman graffiti and just the romans in general god bless em

faucetthatleaks:

vitalemontea:

by ~simengt

For Hadleigh.

tagged → #star trek #kirk #spock #perfect

becdecorbin:

mrpunchinello:

superwhoavengelockgate:

saffythegeek:

queenkripke:

jenfold:

Because the gifs can’t do justice to the insanely funny horror that is Mr Blobby on the Big Fat Quiz of the 90s.

“How the fuck were you allowed near kids?”

MR BLOBBY WAS TERRIFYING.

I COMPLETELY FORGOT HIS DEMONIC VOICE.

Jack Whitehall is pretty much all the 90’s kids! 

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!

And I thought American children’s television could be cruel and terrifying!

NK really gets around

tagged → #missnk #video #perfect

anggykinspants:

jesus-of-syracuse:

j-ckie:

lofticri3s:

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This was recorded by the Portsmouth Sinfonia in an experiment where all the members of the orchestra would swap instruments with each other and attempt to play them to the best of their ability.

This is the result. And it makes me laugh every single time.

It tries to be so dramatic but it just falls flat. Love it.

911 hELP

I’ve reblogged this numerous amount of times

tagged → #perfect #audio #music #yes
Track Title: Nobody Cares

zuviosgemini:

upstandinggentleman4:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

thewordasylum:

an-excess-of-tennant:

If Facebook had a theme song….

are you kidding me this isn’t even Facebook’s theme song this is my theme song

i sing this at people and they get scared

How I feel when people loudly discuss their sex lives.

Can I walk around with this playing all the time??

tagged → #audio #music #perfect