bioware fan pickup lines

spicyshimmy:

  • so… who do you romance? 
  • yeah on a scale of one to archdemon how MUCH ARE YOU FREAKING OUT ABOUT DRAGON AGE 3?
  • it hurts inside of me all the time 
  • are you aggressive, diplomatic, or charming?
  • *seductively licks lamppost*
  • want to see if i’m a LI or not
  • what day is it i’ve been playing for a while
  • we’ll bang ok
  • *emotional use of shepard dancing gif*
  • i found this in a pile of bones. /waits for your approval to go up

tagged → #bioware #pffft
thislexicalgap:

madamewo:

thislexicalgap:

riely
no
why

To make this my desktop background or to make this my desktop background….
That is the question.

thislexicalgap:

madamewo:

thislexicalgap:

riely

no

why

To make this my desktop background or to make this my desktop background….

That is the question.

tagged → #pffft
thislexicalgap:

riely
no
why

To make this my desktop background or to make this my desktop background….
That is the question.

thislexicalgap:

riely

no

why

To make this my desktop background or to make this my desktop background….

That is the question.

tagged → #pffft

That’s my exact reaction Sean.


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